Phil Serrell and Tim Medhurst traverse the Scottish border. Both try to make a profit from militaria as they do battle at auction in Edinburgh.

Phil devours tree sap in the Highlands and a wee scone in Scone, while Tim joins the Highland charge at Killiecrankie. But whose Scottish antiques will shine in Worcestershire?

Tim takes the high road while Phil sails the slow boat through the Cotswolds. Phil hopes an old porthole will help him catch Mr Moneybags, who has high hopes for a brass top hat.