As a result of laser eye surgery, Helen's left temporarily blind, a condition Drake and Josh selfishly exploit after agreeing to help her get around. Helen: Yvette Nicole Brown.

Josh is treated for a toe injury at the hospital, where Drake poses as a physician to get closer to a good-looking nurse. John O'Hurley guest stars.

Drake and Josh have different recollections of an embarrassing incident from six years ago when they attended a San Diego Padres baseball game.