Drake and Josh hustle kids at billiards, but they find themselves out of their depth in a seedy pool hall.

Drake fakes his way onto the school Academic Team to impress a girl. On the eve of a competition, he and Josh hatch a plot to transmit Drake the answers via walkie-talkie, but things don't turn out as planned.

Josh becomes a personal assistant to a high-maintenance child star at a movie premiere, but she is accidentally knocked unconscious right before her entrance, and Drake and Josh must fake their way down the red carpet with her limp body.