Drake convinces Josh to join the football team, but he only makes equipment manager, and his homemade brownies make the team sick, forcing Josh to actually play football.

Drake and Josh hustle kids at billiards, but they find themselves out of their depth in a seedy pool hall.

Drake fakes his way onto the school Academic Team to impress a girl. On the eve of a competition, he and Josh hatch a plot to transmit Drake the answers via walkie-talkie, but things don't turn out as planned.