JJ Abrams wanted to capture his childhood, but when a train full of stuff from the '80s crashes into his movie, his childhood might capture him! Then, Captain America sets out to prove he's got the talent to join the Avengers. Plus, Alfred E. Neuman, Spy vs. Spy and more!

With a bird as the big bad guy, the second Kung Fu Panda just feels blander than the last. Then, Bob the builder gets some "help" from Andrew WK. Plus, Alfred E. Neuman, Spy vs. Spy and more!

When the fountain of youth works too well, Jack Sparrow is stuck babysitting a couple of tweens. Then, Conan the Barbarian settles down with a nice woman and takes her last name, because he's progressive like that. Plus, Alfred E. Neuman, Spy vs. Spy and more!