Lt. Croft reveals the reason why he lives at the office, and the JJKers are freaked out by his refusal to shower. The Chief struggles to lose weight.

An unexpected turn of events causes Captain to take stock and rekindle his romance with Chief. Lieutenant can't stay awake.

The Chief urges the Lt. to work on his love life, or at least his sex life. While the Chief is busy promoting her local TV show, Brian lets Christa take the lead on a sketchy process serve.