Maria Demetriou has hundreds of pilgrims to deal with, as well as foot-and-mouth regulations to enforce. Pop superstar Michael Jackson flies in and makes an undignified exit.

Heathrow staff await the arrival of a very important visitor and paramedics Eric and Jane are called away on an emergency. John from Qantas investigates an odd noise.

John from Qantas has to deal with five passengers who have lost their bags in transit. The press is on the trail of both a Womble and a supermodel, and Stuart has an unusual task.