An inappropriate joke at check-in means Maria Demetriou has to call the police on suspicion of drug smuggling. John Cull's passengers and crew have to wait for glue to dry.

Maria Demetriou has hundreds of pilgrims to deal with, as well as foot-and-mouth regulations to enforce. Pop superstar Michael Jackson flies in and makes an undignified exit.

Heathrow staff await the arrival of a very important visitor and paramedics Eric and Jane are called away on an emergency. John from Qantas investigates an odd noise.