Stanley and Steph lock horns as they both want a lift from Mum to go out but she cannot take them both. A plate of egg sandwiches proves to be Stanley's unlikely saviour.

Mike has an accident while testing Stanley's new invention, the dizzybuster. Stanley is forced to take Mike's place and become a junior marine; all is fine until Colonel Crawford turns up to put Stanley through his paces. Mum's bad breath and a big juicy pimple help save the day.

Stanley is making the most revolting film ever, but first he must find a leading lady. Daisy turns out to have unexpected talents although it soon becomes obvious that she isn't actually acting. Steph thinks she should be the leading lady and will stop at nothing to get the part, since when has lack of acting ability talent ever been a problem?