Kath and Phil throw a Christmas party in hopes of finding other couple friends. Their guests of honor are the mall security guard and his wife. Elsewhere, Kim and Craig's friendship with Derrick falters at the Circuit Surplus holiday party.

Phil encourages his customer to live a healthier lifestyle. Meanwhile, Craig spends the money he anticipates making from selling his purebred puppies, which may turn out to be mutts after all.

Kath supports Kim on her quest to become an anchorwoman at the local news station. Elsewhere, Craig hits Phil's car and then accidentally has it confiscated by the police.