In which we meet the gently eccentric inhabitants of Cyril's: wannabe writer Sarah, her mum Carol, Nan (whose knitting is a thing of wonder), nurse Richard, flower man Stan, living statue Kieran, Big Issue Frank, and scatterbrained Chloe.

Carol is worried, tempers flare over whether cream teas are from Devon or Cornwall, and Weston-native-made-good rich boy John gets to know the mother he hasn't contacted in years.

Carol introduces a snazzy exclusive menu to improve business, and Sarah agrees to go to the pub quiz with John - which upsets Richard, who asked her first.