The Branagh house becomes overrun with cockroaches (Renfield's missing dinner ingredients) and they are forced to evacuate their home. The Count invites them to stay at the castle. He's hungry and Mrs B looks tasty. Vlad knows this spells disaster. Elizabeth does her best to adopt Transylvanian customs and cooks the Count a full Transylvanian feast. The Count decides to make Elizabeth a bride of Dracula and the kids have their hands full trying to stop him.

Vlad wants to try out for the school rugby team but the Count won't let him – unless he cheats. Ingrid decides she needs to find a husband in order to be free of the Count's tyranny – she tries out the twins to see who is most suitable. Van Helsing breaks into the castle in drag – Renfield is smitten.

In true Father's Day fashion Graham is taking Robin and Chloe camping. They invite Vlad and the Count along much to Vlad's excitement and the Count's horror. The Count's bad mood induces an almighty thunderstorm and they are forced to camp in the castle. Fatherly competitiveness comes to a head when Graham and the Count decide to settle their differences with a duel. Van H has found a girlfriend and Jonathan is determined to give their relationship a good start – until he finds out that she is weirder than his dad. Ingrid uses Jonathan to sabotage the date.