Tom is starring in a new sofa advert, which can only mean he is destined for stardom. Meanwhile Linda has a new job, and a new man to flirt with.

Linda's old borstal warden Miss Twitch camps out in the garden with her actor boyfriend Si. Tom embarks on a career as a writer.

The big time beckons when Tom lands a role in a play, but will Linda get her hands on Tom Cruise?