Tom is getting married - to a woman! Linda is most upset so takes a stand for womankind by appearing on the Terry Clinger Show.

Jez and Suze practice being parents with a substitute doll, which Linda offers to babysit. Meanwhile, Tom sets up his own performing arts academy.

Tom and Linda arrive home to find a corpse in their living room. Has their landlady Beryl died, and will they be made homeless?