Devastated by Dick's donation of her coveted designer shoes to charity, Rudi embarks on a quest with to recover not only her shoes, but also her New York swagger, leaving Dick and Apple at home to battle a fake witch with Greg's unconventional help.

Rudi helps Sarah find some "me" time during school hours, unleashing a party animal who goes berserk and ends-up battling a world class Serbian snake fighter to rescue her son, all while Dick bonds with a prisoner out on work detail and winds up in jail.

When Rudi discovers that Apple is attached to the school vending machine, she moves "her" in as the new nanny, but she quickly becomes jealous and ousts Machine Mommy; all while Dick's love-struck mail-order Humanzee friend wreaks havoc in the house.