During her attempt to quit smoking, Rudi invites a group of NYC hipsters to her house to "immerse" themselves in suburbia – while she immerses herself in their second-hand smoke. Dick brings home a new-age class pet and struggles to keep him alive.

Struck by lightning, Apple becomes a miracle child complete with healing powers and followers, which Rudi embraces for all its perks. When Apple's faithful become overwhelming, Rudi must searches for a way to disperse them.

When her ex, Jeffrey, arrives with divorce papers in hand, Rudi smells a rat. She discovers that he's trying to marry an elderly heiress – who not only wants Rudi's husband, but her kids as well. The battle is on.