After watching someone from the office across the hall take hot sauce from the Sanitation Solutions break room, Zorn tries to rally the rest of his co-workers to wage war on them – Zephyrian style. Meanwhile, Alan tries to get Edie to give him a note for gym class as it's swim unit next week and he's afraid to expose his legs.

Zorn is desperate to be the "cool dad," when Alan stays at his apartment for the weekend, but things take a turn once Alan's friend, Jeff, comes over.

After learning how Zephyria is depicted in the media, Zorn attempts to teach Alan about his culture. Meanwhile, Edie wages war with her new neighbors over their talking garden gnome.