After embarrassing Alan in front of his crush, Nancy, Zorn uses the Stone of Sight to spy on the girl for his son. Meanwhile, Edie is determined to move on and forces Zorn to finally move his old boxes out of her garage and into his own apartment.

After watching someone from the office across the hall take hot sauce from the Sanitation Solutions break room, Zorn tries to rally the rest of his co-workers to wage war on them – Zephyrian style. Meanwhile, Alan tries to get Edie to give him a note for gym class as it's swim unit next week and he's afraid to expose his legs.

Zorn is desperate to be the "cool dad," when Alan stays at his apartment for the weekend, but things take a turn once Alan's friend, Jeff, comes over.