There's some Gossip Calypso; a butler seems rather put-upon; a female traffic warden has a harsh approach to male drivers; and old military ranks re-emerge in Park Lane.

A bank clerk reveals his secret identity; there are curious goings-on in a mens' sauna; a cross-channel swim attempt takes place; and a housewife takes in a lodger without telling her husband.

This week's song is Right Said Fred. There's also a rubbish stage murder; an aggressive Scotsman in a pub; and a plumber visits a Sultan's harem.