An Eskimo has found his way to London; a father dresses up as Santa to visit his son for Christmas; and a plumber intends to be invested as a Knight of the Garter.

Having agreed to separate holidays, a husband returns with an interesting gift for the home. Elsewhere, a shop-worker performs a striptease with a clothes dummy; and a traffic warden is sent to Moscow. This week's song is Hole In The Ground.

A ventriloquist has a cheeky secret; a son takes a rather officious line with his father; a coal miner goes ballroom dancing; and there's a peculiar military discharge in the desert.