Cribbins runs into trouble at the supermarket; leads an end-of-the-world cult; and there's a song about National Hate Day. Meanwhile, the women of the WI have made a decision.

A tax inspector catches out his superior; a hypnotist visits the labour exchange; and an elephant is mislaid on the London Underground.

A passenger attempts to land an aeroplane; the Coldstream Guards are having an odd time; and a Duke is disturbed in his private bedroom. Plus, there's a song about My Mate Bert.