Mam is managing a team for a local charity football match, where Dickie and Lucinda compete to become the best wags!

It's that time of year again - the Mr Teesside Beauty Pageant, and the grand prize is £20,000, but someone foul lurks in the shadows to attempt to fix the competition…

Dickie's been booked for a drag gig and has invited a load of agents in the hope of making it to the big time, while Mam faces a ghost from her past.