Dear Sir,You would think that with over 29,000 employees there would be someone capable of writing a funnier Radio Times billing than last week's.Let me suggest one - 'It's all aboard for laffs as Ali Haha and his chums take you on a magic carpet ride through the bazaars of TV funland'.Yours,Lex Young(radio's comedy balloonist)

Dear Sir,May I remind you that a Radio Times billing should inform, educate and above all attract potential viewers. It should not be regarded as a vehicle for old jokes, unfunny correspondence and childish innuendo.Incidentally, my friends down at The Old Horse and Duck think I'm a very funny man so I hereby apply for a position as a BBC comedian.Yours sincerely,Fr Douglas Wernham'The cheeky chaplain'

Dear Sir,Freaky guy seeks groovy chick, into poetry, green beans, Edison Lighthouse, for friendship, conversation and darts. With view to becoming contestants on Mr and Mrs. No time-wasters please.Sincere replies only,Nik