Dear Sir,I have just watched the first programme in the above-mentioned comedy series.I was in the war you know. Is this what British comedy has come to??? This is obviously German comedy. It makes me ill. My dog is a pensioner and we have a green hedge.Yours disgustingly,A lover of Commonwealth comedy.

Dear Sir,You would think that with over 29,000 employees there would be someone capable of writing a funnier Radio Times billing than last week's.Let me suggest one - 'It's all aboard for laffs as Ali Haha and his chums take you on a magic carpet ride through the bazaars of TV funland'.Yours,Lex Young(radio's comedy balloonist)

Dear Sir,May I remind you that a Radio Times billing should inform, educate and above all attract potential viewers. It should not be regarded as a vehicle for old jokes, unfunny correspondence and childish innuendo.Incidentally, my friends down at The Old Horse and Duck think I'm a very funny man so I hereby apply for a position as a BBC comedian.Yours sincerely,Fr Douglas Wernham'The cheeky chaplain'