After a boozy evening, Wood passes out on the coffee table, giving Will a chance to shave off half his mustache. Meanwhile, Ava gets a visit from her high school boyfriend Kyle Hampton.

Wood donates "a weekend with Wood Newton" to Harlan's charity. Being the highest bidder, Herman Stiles wins the prize and drives Wood's entire family nuts.

Right before a game with arch rival Piggot High School, Wood's entire offensive line fails an algebra test and must cram for a makeup test or else they will be barred from playing.