Former child-star Royce reunites with an old flame -- a soap diva who thinks he's the dean. Meanwhile, the squad investigates death threats made against the real dean.

In order to impress a new cadet, Andy accepts an offer to wrestle an alligator. But first must tangle with Pilkington, who claims the reptile is his childhood pet.

Disc jockeys Andy and Wayne sponsor a giveaway contest to gain listeners... until someone actually wins the grand prize. It's the dean's car.