The officers almost blow their chance to be on a TV show, until the cameras catch their mission to rescue Pilkington and Hingle, who are locked in a runaway portable toilet.

The squad go out of their way for a wealthy alumna in hopes of soliciting a donation for the college -- until they realize what she wants to solicit is Andy.

Andy and Wayne find life anything but a drag when they infiltrate a sorority suspected of hazing pledges. Meanwhile, Meg and Royce cater to the dean's sneaky daughter.