George worries about remaining "intact" after getting some sobering news from Dr. Kenwood, his new urologist. A bad day for Jonathan gets worse when a pair of S&M henchmen kidnap him, demanding a ransom that calls "GI" George and Ray to action.

A professor hires Jonathan to track down a valuable item. George finds an alibi to explain the results of his drug test. Flushed with cash from his "Super Ray" comic book, Ray heads to the bar - and meets a familiar barfly.

A poet whose lofty ambitions are corrupted by his having to work as a limousine driver runs into marital trouble, and Jonathan tries to bring him and his wife back together; Ray meets Kevin Bacon and isn't sure how to proceed.