The club concert is in the capable hands of Bill and Eddie, and, optimistic as always, Eddie reckons on a success. Especially if he can get the Duke of Edinburgh to attend and a star guest to perform.

Joan and Barbie decide to earn a little extra by going out to work on Saturdays. This leaves Eddie and Bill holding their babies and threatens their regular visits to football matches. A couple of nannies are brought in to rescue them - and somehow the match gets forgotten! Eddie and Bill both end up penalised...

Indulging his interest in famous crimes by purchasing a pair of handcuffs reported to have been used to arrest Dr. Crippin, Jacko tests them out on Eddie and Bill. Unfortunately he hasn't bought a key!