After a row over babysitting duties, Joan locks away all of Eddie's clothes to stop him going to the darts final. But it takes more than that to stop Eddie Booth!

Eddie's investigating his ancestry, and is convinced of a royal connection, somewhere. Bill decides to offer a helping hand...

The club concert is in the capable hands of Bill and Eddie, and, optimistic as always, Eddie reckons on a success. Especially if he can get the Duke of Edinburgh to attend and a star guest to perform.