Eddie is taking no chances on getting Joan safely and rapidly to the maternity hospital when the big moment arrives. He has borrowed a car and learnt the route inside out. Nothing, but nothing, can possibly go wrong ... but it does.

At last the great day is here, Eddie and Bill are about to become fathers. True to tradition they decide to wet the babies' head, as usual Eddie takes it one step too far and ends up drowning it.

It's time for the club's annual holiday, and much to Eddie's objection, the boys and their families head off to Majorca. As usual, little goes in Eddie's favour, and he's soon behind bars - through no fault of his own!