The countdown to the big day has stated but so have the rumours. Are Eddie and Bill really the fathers of their unborn children or has Specky Nuttall, the window cleaner, been doing more than he's being paid for?

Eddie is taking no chances on getting Joan safely and rapidly to the maternity hospital when the big moment arrives. He has borrowed a car and learnt the route inside out. Nothing, but nothing, can possibly go wrong ... but it does.

At last the great day is here, Eddie and Bill are about to become fathers. True to tradition they decide to wet the babies' head, as usual Eddie takes it one step too far and ends up drowning it.