With the news that the Reynolds household will soon be numbering three and with Bill bragging about "ringing the bell", Eddie devises a plan to prove his manhood. Brace yourself for a master class in seduction.

Joan and Barbie are now members of their own special "club" but just as Eddie thinks he's evened out the white-to-black ratio, a new neighbour looks to upset the balance. But who is moving in and who is moving out?

Eddie's day is slowly going from bad to worse. First he's had to do the housework, then Manchester United, his bleoved team, have lost 3-0 and now Bill has won the top prize of a trip to Paris in the Social Club raffle. With an extra ticket up for grabs, Eddie begins his "Creep Your Way To Paris" campaign.