Eddie returns from holiday to find that somebody has commandeered his seat in the Lion and Lamb! Not only that, but the Co-op has been transformed into the Taj Mahal Emporium. With rumours that Fortnum and Mason's is about to become a Curry Centre, Eddie decides enough is enough. Something has to be done.

It's time for the showdown between Eddie's "Snowflakes" and Bill's "Sambos". Maple Terrace braces itself for war! Will Eddie keep the Lion and Lamb white? Will Bill use black magic? Will Jacko ever buy a round?

Out of the frying pan and into the fire! Having escaped the wives for the evening, Eddie and Bill find themselves trapped in a lift with Arthur and Jacko and no sign of rescue. Nerves start to fray but who will crack first?