Victor and Hugo try to take people's money by getting them into the Christmas spirit. One problem – it's July.

In an effort to hide from the law, Victor and Hugo become butler and housemaid to crime lord Mr Underfelt.

In a last-ditch attempt to pull off a great crime, Victor and Hugo order the "Behemoth Guide to being a Master Criminal" (satisfaction guaranteed or someone else's money back). Despite a catalogue of disasters, things eventually seem to be going their way... but then...