Harold takes Albert on a big night out in the West End to celebrate his birthday. But with no beer and horrible food, the night soon turns into a disaster.

Harold has acquired a collection of classical music records and plans a cultural evening. Albert hates it so much he takes some drastic action.

Harold has arranged a poker game with a few friends. Albert is morally outraged by the idea of gambling. However, he sees Harold is being cheated by his 'friends' and decides to help.