Ian causes upset at a "Wheelchair Warrior" talk for speaking truthfully about being disabled in front of an audience of children. Ian reluctantly attends a release party for DJ Lil' Derp in an attempt to link Eric up with his crush, Sam, who owns the venue.

Ian accidentally berates a deaf child at work and gets sent for sensitivity training. Later, at Sam's bar, Ian fears he may be developing feelings for her.

Ian agrees to go on a double date with Sam, Eric, and a girl he met online, but she is so annoying that things quickly go south.