After Rip makes a foolish bet with his rival Jasper Jenkins (Mark Hamill), Rip and Saltine must search for a long-lost artifact: the Sari of an Untold Hue. Witness the first episode in television history to feature a new, never-before-seen color!

Rip goes on The Eligible Arky, a popular dating show where a single archaeologist looks for love. Will Parisha (Geraldine Viswanathan) or Ximena (Stephanie Beatriz) win his heart? Or will a SHOCKING revelation change everything FOREVER?

Rip teams up with the world-famous psychiatrist Dr. Sandra Null to hunt down Freud's Couch, which has taken on a monstrous life of its own. What WAS Dr. Freud up to in his laboratory all those years ago?