When Rip and Saltine uncover a global conspiracy, the Titanic Museum will stop at nothing to prevent the truth from getting out! So Rip must turn to the only man who can help: beloved late-night talk show host Chortles Collins.

After Rip makes a foolish bet with his rival Jasper Jenkins (Mark Hamill), Rip and Saltine must search for a long-lost artifact: the Sari of an Untold Hue. Witness the first episode in television history to feature a new, never-before-seen color!

Rip goes on The Eligible Arky, a popular dating show where a single archaeologist looks for love. Will Parisha (Geraldine Viswanathan) or Ximena (Stephanie Beatriz) win his heart? Or will a SHOCKING revelation change everything FOREVER?