A heatwave looms as Alan tries to write about the man of his dreams, something that proves rather tricky given that they're in the same class at school.

An away game feels like the perfect opportunity for a father and son bonding session, and a Tupperware party hosted by Christine takes a raucous turn.

ITV's telethon has gripped the nation and while some are willing to give, others are on the take. Meanwhile, Alan gets some unexpected attention.