Carmela is mistaken for a cop-themed prostitute. The investigation leads to a well-heeled madam whose prominent clients include a Member of Congress---and whose retaliations include implying Tony was one of her clients in a blackmail attempt.

Someone steals a heart from a corpse; suspicion falls on a mysteriously eccentric old man who's also suspected of poisoning Halloween candy.

An arrogant radio psychologist is choked nearly to death in his car. Tony and Rachel fail a marriage quiz, and try to help their newly-separated friend, Ed.