An attractive woman reporting a break-in gives inconsistent information, then starts coming on to Tony. To impress a pretty neighbor, Stan pretends to fix her parking tickets. Jeff stops showering.

A budget-cutting expert takes aim at the Eastbridge P.D. Tony suspects a new officer of police brutality. Stan races the new officer to find and bust a crack house. David is acting moody.

Two twin brothers stymie a murder investigation by both confessing. Tony and Rachel get a $500 phone bill because of calls to a sex chat line. Carmela wants more respect from Stan. Arnie departs.