A house burns down with a man's body inside; sexual intrigue ensues when his partner is discovered in an affair with his wife . . . but his death proves to be slightly exaggerated. An old woman's son steals her teeth. A pawn shop owner rips off Lucille and Tony and Rachel devise a plot to put him out of business.

Tony gets a tip from a stool pigeon about a string of robberies, but ends up jailed by an antagonistic judge after seeking a warrant---unaware at first that the judge himself is being blackmailed. Carmela takes a young hoodlum under her wing.

An assassin hunts arms dealers to hide their supplier, and federal agents seem bent on interfering with Tony's bid to put away their localised mastermind. Tony and Rachel compete in the Eastbridge Talent Show. Stan hits it off with a lady he meets at the grocery store---who turns out to be in the arms dealing up to her neck. A rabbit goes missing in police headquarters.