When a woman fires a gun in a domestic dispute, Stan shoots her to death and her abusive husband tries to push for Stan's prosecution. Invoking the laws of "Tonyland," Tony detains an ill-mannered Cuban envoy. Officers jockey for monthly positioning posing for a "hot cops" calendar.

A house burns down with a man's body inside; sexual intrigue ensues when his partner is discovered in an affair with his wife . . . but his death proves to be slightly exaggerated. An old woman's son steals her teeth. A pawn shop owner rips off Lucille and Tony and Rachel devise a plot to put him out of business.

Tony gets a tip from a stool pigeon about a string of robberies, but ends up jailed by an antagonistic judge after seeking a warrant---unaware at first that the judge himself is being blackmailed. Carmela takes a young hoodlum under her wing.