A wealthy woman is bludgeoned to death on the highway in front of her husband and son. Tony gets basketball-coaching advice from Wilt Chamberlain. An officer is bowling on the job.

When a prominent white supremacist is murdered, suspicion falls on some of Tony's officers. Tony loses a ring by attaching it to balloons which float away. Stan issues licenses to psychics.

When a woman fires a gun in a domestic dispute, Stan shoots her to death and her abusive husband tries to push for Stan's prosecution. Invoking the laws of "Tonyland," Tony detains an ill-mannered Cuban envoy. Officers jockey for monthly positioning posing for a "hot cops" calendar.