Lessons in how to get lucky on a first date, a song about walking in the wrong shoes, and exotic dancing in public. And a drunken vet gets a bit over-confident in her abilities.

From a coffee shop where it's impossible to know what to order, to a day out at the beach with a not-so romantic couple. And one man's proposal doesn't go to plan.

Briony is looking for 'the one before The One'. A woman goes on an unnecessary trip to an STD clinic. Abattoir cheerleaders. And a frantic hunt for Alice the unruly hawk.