Derek invites Colin for a weekend on his yacht. To Derek this is freedom but to Colin it's a confined space with no proper heating. To make matters worse, it's bucketing down with rain.

Boz, who comes second in everything in life, is determined to be the first person to throw himself off a newly constructed bridge. Sam is intent on doing the same thing....

Despite their dog collars, the Reverends Pennycuick and Bottomley are poles apart. While sharing the same waiting-room they find themselves disagreeing about more than just their style of religious service...