It's bad to waste food, but didn't that nugget have a hair on it? Rock and Heidi are DROPPING the "facts" and asking the hard questions like: are brownies better on the floor? Does my bellybutton taste good? How long is too long? Now, they're not experts but they keep stealing lunches from the company fridge, so…

But what about that girl in third grade who drank too much water and threw up? Rock and Heidi are serving a TALL GLASS of "facts" and asking the tough questions like: sparkling or still? Is my pee supposed to look like that? Do you feel Heidi Hydrated right now? Now, they're not experts but they're walking this way really fast, so…

And common sense ain't one of them! Rock and Heidi are FEELING out the "facts" and asking the tough questions like: if you smelt it, did you dealt it? I'm sorry, what did you say? Do you have ghost friends too? Now, they're not experts but they're sitting in a dark room giggling about something, so…