That's what your mawma said. But is she a big fat liar? Rock and Heidi are DIVING in and asking the hard-hitting questions like: why can fish eat and swim? Should you be using public pools? Did your mom push you into a creek? Now, they're not experts, but they did just eat a two piece and a biscuit in the kiddie pool, so…

Your biology teacher might have told you that, but was he just being mean? Rock and Heidi are putting their HEADS together and asking the hard questions like: are you smarter than a 5th grader? What am I thinking right now? What is beef tartare? Now, they're not experts, but they just won't leave, so…

Your freshman yearbook picture might say "yes" but what does your bodyodyody say? Rock and Heidi are COMBING through the "facts" and asking the hard questions like: how did Jesus get those body waves? Is Boston a lake or a river? Can I have that wig? Now, they're not experts but they keep saying "trust me, trust me," so …