When Binghamton gets word that a tough-as-nails admiral is coming for a surprise inspection, he feigns sickness and puts McHale in charge so that McHale can set himself up for a fall.

During a visit by a sultan and his three princesses, Virgil borrows the 73, to take one of the princesses for a ride, forcing Parker to stand in for her.

Binghamton summons a fitness board, to have Parker declared unfit for duty.  So McHale and the boys try to get him to change his mind, with some nitrous oxide.